they could be a gator
some straight boys are so quick to call someone gay as an insult and then in the same breathe tell someone to take a picture of them pretending to perform fellatio on another dude
a sexuality?? in THIS economy???
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents